How the piss do I delete all these bloody old posts?
I don't want anything on here >.

1) Full Name: Jake Andrew Lewis-YOung
2) Male/Female: Male?
3) Were you named after anyone?: God :3
4) Does your name mean anything?: Leader
5) Nick Name(s): God, Jaketh
6) What do you think you look like..name wise?: whut?
7) Date Of Birth: 27/12/1991
8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Epsom/Horley
9) Nationality: English
10) Astrology Sign: dunno
11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Goat
12) Religion: a bad one lol
13) Whats your favorite smell?: fart lol
14) Political Position?: Anti-Politics
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Orange juice
16) Hair + Eye color: Dark brown/brown
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Anna kornacova(sp) the tennis playing woman lol
18) What do you look like?: Jake
19) Any unusual talents?: I can hate you unbelievably
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty
21) Straight, Bi, Gay or Other?: Other :3 lol, straight
22) What do you do for a living?: Nout
23) What do you do for fun?: Internets
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Pencils, they are my friends
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Metal, welding and such, i have really good ideas for that but no way to make them a reality :(
26) Have you met your grandparents?: yuh
27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes?
28) Crush: Totaly
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Tobi Uchiha, Im gay for him lmao
30) Current worries?: dont wanna say
31) Favorite online Guy/Girl:not sure lol
32) Favorite place to be?: N/A
33) Least favorite place to be?: Earth
34) Do you burn or tan?: Both lol
35) Ever break a bone?: no
36) What is your favorite cereal?: Corn flakes
37) Person you cry with: no one :(

Do You Have...
38) Any sisters: 1
39) Any brothers: no
40) Any pets: cat/dog
41) An Illness: nope
42) A Pager: No.
43) A Personal phone line: hoem phone?
44) A Cell phone: Oyuh
45) A visible birthmark: not viable, its under my shirt lol
46) A Pool or hot tub: no
47) A Car: no

Describe Your...
48) Personality: none
49) Driving: I dontdrive yet o.O
50) Your clothing style: anything I think looks cool
51) Room: blue
52) What’s missing: Something.. I dunno what though -gonk-
53) School: none
54) Bed: sofa anda bed in one.. then a bed ontop of that :3
55) Relationship with your parent(s): s'kay
56) Do You believe in yourself: not alot of the time
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: maybe
58) Consider yourself a good listener: yuh, hate to be the talker
59) Future dream that you would like to share: Rich.. happy
60) Get Along with your parents: huh.. we coverd this
61) Save your e-mail conversations: no
62) Pray: no
63) Believe in reincarnation: maybe
64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: no, once
65) Like to talk on the phone: depends who im talking to and what mood person is in
66) Like to eat?: yuh, haven't eaten today and i've been awake for about 6hours
67) Like to exercise?: no lol
68) Like to watch sports?: X-Sports, yesh
69) Sing in the car?: no
70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: End of the world type stuff, then I wake up more scared than ever before and cant sleep fir a few hours
71) Dream in color: yup
72) Do you have nightmares?: yuh, not alot, I have ways of avoiding them
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: kinda lol
74) Right next to you: bed
75) On your favorite coffee cup?: my name
76) On your mouse pad: me 'nd Lola at Thorpe park '06
77) Your favorite flavor of gum?: none, gum is for chavs and wanabees
78) Your brand of deodorant?: *shrugs* what is this Deo-dorant?
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Hawaii
80) Your dream husband/wife: Lola
81) Hiding in your closet?: My teddys
82) Under your bed: crap lol
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: Not sure right now :(
84) Your bad time of the day: dunno
85) Your worst fear(s): lonelyness, death
86) What's the weather like: warm
87) Your favorite time of year?: summer
88) Your favorite holiday?: Halloween!
89) A material weakness?: random shit that seemed fun at the time of buying lol
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Jam on toast with bacon :3.. and ketchup
91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: finnish this thing
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Going from not having a care in the world to ultimate depresion
93) A pet peeve?: huh?
94) Your scariest moment: dunno
95) Your attitude about love?: its hard lol
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: dunno
97) The worst feeling in the world: Sadness, lonlyness
98) The best feeling in the world: Happiness and love
99) Who sent this to you?: God via angel

Get twitter, k thx

I feel sad but have no idea why.. :(

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.--
'It was certainly impressive from the cool, dark hilltop' - terry pratchet
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.--
I don't get it..
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?--
Scrubs
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:--
8?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?--
7:44
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?--
TV in mah mums room
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?--
Yesterday.. no.. dunno lol
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?--
Lolas lj
9. What are you wearing?--
Gaia shirt, Bench trousers, underwear with a pattern of somekind.. .etc lol
10. Did you dream last night?--
Yeah.. I think.. My dreams rule, WHY DO I FORGET!
11. When did you last laugh?--
Kittens - So cute they make your head explode into candy
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?--
Posters, shelves, TV, shit lol
13. Seen anything weird lately?--
Shit on my walls?
14. What do you think of this quiz?--
Worse than I thought it would be lol
15. What is the last film you saw?--
Hoodwinked
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?--
TV.. mmhmmm.. NO FUCKING WAIT! A COMPUTER! *Nods in a geeky way* PC all the way, baby!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.--
I get excited over pencils.. WHO ARE YOU!?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt--
Bing back Pirates
19. Do you like to dance?--
PAY ME
20. George Bush:--
Yes *Sucks on his head brainslug style*
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?--
The Hulk
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?--
The Hulk
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?--
FUCK YES! England is almost completely shit! lol
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?--
Lol hi
25. 6 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:--
No one will, fuck 'em all lol

Give me a reason
For life and for death
A reason for drowning
While I hold my breath
Something to laugh at
A reason to cry
With everyone hopeless
And hoping for something
To hope for
Yeah, with something to hope for

Could it be true
Can life be new
Could it be all that I am
Is in You
Could it be this
Could it be bliss
Can it be You
Can it be You

1. Name ornickname?


2. How old are you?


3. What's your favorite anime of all time?


4. Favorite game?


5. Any favorite anime or game pairings?


6. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?


7. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?


8. What was your pupose for joining LJ?


9. What's your favorite art media? (ex. pencil, digital, paint, etc... )


10. Do you have a favorite artist on dA? If so, who?


11. What are your goals as a Human? What do you wish to accomplish?


12. What is your fondest memory of Life (if any)?


13. Do you plan on attending college?


14. What do you feel is your strongest ability as a Human? Or what do you do best?


15. Favorite subject (thing) to do?


16. What is your favorite thing about me?


17. If I was your slave, you'd make me... (Something juicy please :3)


18. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

This is the year where hope fails you!
The test subjects run the experiments!
And the bastard you know, is the hero you hate!
But cohering is possible if we strive!
Theres no reason, theres no lesson!
No time like the present, tell me right now!
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose,
Except your soul... Who's with us?!!

-

I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones who can't fight
And if I lose, at least I tried!

-

We fight til no one can fight us
We live, and no one can stop us
We pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantages is
The bottom line is
We never, had to fight in the first place
We only, had to spit back at their face
We won't, walk alone any longer
What doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger!

1. Slept naked? Yes.. way a bloody hot night lol

2. Taken a shower with someone? Nope

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? yus.. not like.. lips lol

4. Drove a car? Lego land :3 same as jess lol

5. Stole anything? yus

6. Been in love? yus

7. Been dumped? Yus, grr

8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Totaly lol

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? ewww noo, the neighbour with closest age group to me is like 4

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yuh lol, hampton court if thats clasified as fun lol

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? no

20. Lost a friend? yuh :'(

21. Been on a plane? Yup.

22. Been to an island? The Island of... hmmm... ENGLAND!

23. Slept in until 3? yuh

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yuh

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? I would like to do that

26. Made a snow angel? Nah.

27. Played dress up? Everyday, I play little miss princess with all my teddys

28. Cheated while playing a game? yes, monopoly bank owner ftw

29. Been lonely? yuh

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Gotta try that too lol

32. Felt an earthquake? Yeh, there was this Japanese earthquake simulator that I went on when I was little, it scared me shitless.. not literaly lol

33. Touched a snake? no

34. Ran a red light? Yes, Lego land :P

35. Been suspended from school? No

36. Had detention? Many times

37. Been in a car accident? Nope

38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? nope

39.Used a fake id? Am planing too when I goto mardi gra(sp)

40. Crawled through a window? yus

41. Been lost? no

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yup, all the way, Lands end

44. Cried yourself to sleep? Once, or twice, I dont remeber what happens before sleep lol

Where the hell is 45, 46 and 47...? Over there *points and runs other way*

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes :'(

And 49?...I told you its there!!

50. Kissed in the rain? no lol

51. Sang in the shower?no lol

52. Made love in a park? Yes O.O lol

53. Had a dream that you married someone? No, who does lol

54. Glued your hand to something? yes

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? It was so tastey

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Yes O.O lol

57. Been a cheerleader? Yuh, I was the cheer leader leader

58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? At once? Yes O.O lol

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? yuh lol

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no

61. Played chicken? Whats that?

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes lol

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yuh, the girl that was writing on me in france lol

64. Broken a bone? no

65. Been easily amused? Looking up :P

66. Laugh so hard you cry? no

67. Mooned/flashed someone? Yuh lol

68. Cheated on a test? yuh

69. Forgotten someone's name? no

71. Done something dumb while drunk? no

73. Blacked out from drinking? no

74. Played a prank on someone? ffs @ Jess' reply to this lol - and yes

75. Gone to a late night movie? Yep

76. Made love to anything not human? Damn right, that chair gives good oral lol

77. Failed a class? no

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yuh

79. Smoked pot? not yet :P

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? nop

81. Celebrate the 4th of July? no fucking way

82. Thrown strange objects? yuh :P

83. Felt like killing someone? yuh

84. Thought about running away? I did once, I got a whole *counts* round the corner lol

86. Got a piercing? Comeing soon lol

87. Cut your own hair? once

89. Made a parent cry? Ma mum... at birth lol

90. Cried over someone? Yuh

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Wtf is a sharpie

92. Dated someone more than once? no

93. Had/Have a dog? yus

94. Have an iPod? yus

95. Smoked a cigarette? no

96. Been in a band? yus

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? yuh

98. Broken a CD? yuh

99. Shot a gun? yuh

100. Wanted someone but could never have them? Nope, I know what I like :P

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YOu know what, from here on out, no one tell me anything, ever and I will do the same

Someone get me a Tyler, I need something to hit

hee hee, just takikn' a break from watching Death Note and I find out that the internet is on, mwahahaha.... Night time internet sucks lol, loads of sites dont work, like Peekvid, msn... well thats it so far lol

anyway, Happy valentines everyone <3

p.s, I really should get some sleep lol

the rule is after reading this you must write a journal about 6 weird habits/things/hates and you must state the rule in your journal entry.


....and we're off!

1. I constantly feed off of people near by...Yay! psychic vampirism

2. I hate it when people betray you

3. I hate arrogant, egotistical, annoying people

4. I Listen to linkin park *Emo cry*

5. There's a lump in my boob... I HAVE BREAST CANCER! but seriously thats not true, whats true is my hands are muddy while I write this

6. I like Heavy metal and techno

Supposedly if you've seen 85 or more, you have no life.
Now steal this quiz and post it in your own journal!

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 7

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
(x) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 11

(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 20

(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 27

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Suddenly 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 33

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 38

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 45

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 48

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 53

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride (Road kill)
( ) Lucky Number Seven
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 57

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 63

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 70

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 80

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 82

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 88

(x) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
(x) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 91

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 95

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 101

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 104

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 110

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total so far: 115

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.

-

Update comes later

Update comes now

care to explain my day to me?

I'll update again some time lol

am bored weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol k bye

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COME VISIT ME ANYTIME
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Been a good day, got kung pow(DVD), woman from government was easy to deal with (woman who sees what I been doing in Home schooling

But for some reason, im not in a good mood

Okay, this comp will be a 'Most imaginative snow creation' comp

RULES:
Must be imaginative :P
Must be made from snow
Deadline is 9pmGMT tomorrow (Jan 25th '07)
You must have a picture of it... duhh

I will NOT be taking part in this competition.

Prizes will be the same as in the other comp
1st prize:10pounds and a hug from me if possible
2nd prize:5pounds